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THIS IS MY AESTHETIC 

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When you’re losing fat and weight but are still repping 225 on bench >

I’m getting reallllyyyyy fucking sick of tumblr as of late. I go onto tumblr to entertain myself, not listen to why I am a misogynist asshole because I have a penis. I just want to look at gifs of puppies and cool movies and cars and shit

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even better because that actress is german

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actionables:

exclusive gif from Brazil vs. Germany game

even better because that actress is german

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my school is ranked 70th out of 1000 on Center for World University’s top universities

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here’s the link btw if you’re interested

apparently snorlaxatives and I both go to the u of a

Oh my goodness too many of us are Wildcats…

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Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.

actually, “blue balls” is technically a thing.

however, it doesn’t apply to every dingdang time somebody gets a boner.

it happens only when a person with a penis is nearing orgasm, but the stimulation is stopped.
it happens because bloodflow to the ballsack is cut off during the final ‘stage’ and it is restored when orgasm is reached. so blood can’t go back into the body for a while and it is painful.

in the words of dan avidan from game grumps, (not a DIRECT quote but it was very close to:)

"i will say that blue balls is a real thing, and it does hurt. but that is never an excuse. ladies, don’t ever have sex with someone if you don’t want to.”

Blue balls is definitelyyyy a thing. Like they don’t actually turn blue, but if you get teased and can’t bust nut, your nuts will gets sore as a mother fucker

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